The Human was placing some long sticks into the crock pot.
With the powers of my hypnotic gaze, I caused one to fall to the floor.
I promptly scooped it up and sat down to chew it.
Pluses - it chews easily, seems healthy, and it's like those dots in my canned dinner, except it's shaped like a stick.
Also, it encourages the human to play chase - he said "Give me back my carrot!" I said "What carrot? This is my stick!"
Then he realized he might as well let me chew it.
Minuses - it seems to be leaving a little pile of crumbs on the floor and the cats are not interested in cleaning it up.